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[edit] General characteristics

As has been repeatedly pointed out in the blogosphere, “hamsters” are people who, when assessing what is happening and other people, do not use facts and common sense, but mindlessly believe a variety of information garbage, promoted opinions, fakes spread through social networks, etc. In turn, this garbage is generated by PR people, advertisers, political strategists, etc. in the interests of customers and for selfish purposes.
Due to the above, the opinion of the “hamsters” is based on emotions, and not on an analysis of the situation and sober calculation. Hamsters believe that the idols they idolize are the best, kindest, honest, fair, etc.

However, there are also collisions with harsh reality that refutes the faith of hamsters, which often leads them to the need to ignore inconvenient facts, or even eliminate from their field of vision any information and its sources that does not fit into their cozy little mania.[1]

Interpretation of famous dream books

Over the millennia, the experience and research of magicians and soothsayers has accumulated; modern psychologists give their assessment of dreams. The influence of dreams on a person’s future has been proven by world scientists and researchers. The meanings of night images may contradict each other, since with the development of civilization the worldview of mankind has changed:

• Yogis identify playing with an animal as communicating with a good, obese friend; feeding an animal means helping an overweight friend; and if a rodent bites, it means a conflict with a well-fed person.
• The mythological dream book characterizes the animal from the negative side. A game with his participation symbolizes a naughty baby, and watching a fluffy feed is a source of negativity and bad attitude from others.
• An intimate dream book interprets a vision of a rodent as problems with the digestive system, excess weight. Playing with a hamster means cooking large quantities of food and preparing for a feast. An animal bite portends poisoning or illness.
• Miller promises prosperity and prosperity to the dreamer who sees a hamster. And seeing an animal in a cage means realizing mistakes and the opportunity to correct them.

The interpretations of famous psychologists and seers of both modern times and past centuries are still relevant today. The modern dream book has synthesized many years of data and associates the hamster with material wealth. A well-fed and shiny rodent characterizes the dreamer as a wealthy and thrifty person, prone to stinginess. Actions with an animal and observation of its behavior decipher the dream in a certain way. Keeping a happy and healthy animal in a cage means success in business, but a dead animal means failure and bankruptcy.

Ancient Greek soothsayer Aesop

According to the ancient writer and public figure, the dream indicates a search for solutions to the problem. He associates a large number of animals with monetary profit and treasure. A hamster bite indicates losses and expenses; the vision provides an opportunity to prepare and avoid mistakes. There is no need to rely on others and put aside savings in advance.

If an animal climbs on an object or over an obstacle, then this symbolizes an obstacle in reality on the way to achieving the goal. And the real outcome of the event depends on whether the rodent overcomes the obstacle.

Buying an animal on the market means meeting a rich person who will not share his experience and knowledge. Watching a hamster eat is an unexpected gift or income. You need to carefully observe those around you, so they will influence the future. Hand feeding is a new profitable business. A conversation with an animal prophesies the revelation of a secret.

The prophecies of the clairvoyant Vanga

The Bulgarian seer generally characterizes the hamster as a favorable sign, but at the same time it warns against a shameful act. A pregnant hamster means unfinished business that needs to be brought to its logical conclusion. Only in this case will the dreamer be successful.

A rodent placed in a glass jar or cage that restricts its freedom portends a favorable outcome of affairs, the resolution of financial disputes in favor of the sleeping person. And if a person sees a hamster that is sleeping, this indicates a rethinking of actions and the right direction in life. An animal running away in a dream represents a frivolous approach to business, carelessness. If you follow this path, then profit will bypass.

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Save the hamster: sexual experiences of St. Petersburg residents that shocked proctologists

Doctors in St. Petersburg are sounding the alarm: St. Petersburg residents regularly violate safety regulations during sexual experiments. As a result, foreign objects end up where they do not belong. The situation is especially aggravated towards the end of the long weekend - May or New Year's. Among the finds of proctologists, there are often children's toys and household items: brushes and various containers for deodorants or cosmetics.

But one recent case surprised even experienced doctors. They removed a live hamster from the man's rectum. The animal suffered a real shock, but was released unharmed. The owner also escaped with a slight fright.

“This is a real victory for St. Petersburg proctology: two lives were saved in one operation,” the doctors joke.

However, unexpected finds are not at all uncommon, and some doctors even collect their own collection. “I had to remove various foreign bodies. For example, balls, for some reason, from ping pong. And once it was a tin soldier,” said proctologist Anton Krichevsky.

— Plastic Mickey Mouse, can you imagine? This is the most original thing I've ever worked with. I saw everything, I don’t blame anyone, it’s their own business, but why Mickey Mouse? - one of his colleagues complained.

— The most unusual thing I had was a thermostat for an aquarium with fish. It looks very interesting on X-ray. It was stylized as an aquarium - made in the shape of fish,” recalled another St. Petersburg proctologist Pavel Ardashov.

Based on personal experience, he managed to make a number of discoveries at the intersection of medicine and sociology.

— Most often, men with secondary and secondary specialized education and over 30 years of age come to us. The body usually receives improvised objects that have a cone shape. We do have women, but much less often, and for them it’s usually an intimate technique. Most often a dildo, but intended for vaginal use. They try to use them in anal practice, and sometimes these objects fly away. And most often through the fault of men, because it is men who usually initiate and do not restrain them,” the doctor said.

Sometimes people come to the appointment as families at once, getting into trouble together.

“I don’t know if this is true or not, but this is the story going around in the specialized department: a man and a woman were admitted to the department. He was popularly nicknamed “the puppeteer.” The problem was this: a woman stimulated her man, first a finger, then two, and then a hand got in. Apparently, the man had a sphincter spasm, the woman’s hand got stuck there, and in this condition they arrived at the hospital. Her hand was in his rectum. After certain procedures, we managed to remove this hand from there,” says the doctor. When the experimenters get an appointment, it’s time for unheard stories. People are embarrassed to admit their mistakes and begin to invent the most incredible explanations. For example, they say that they slipped and fell unsuccessfully on the very objects that now cause them such severe suffering.

Hamster from a glove

It's quite easy to make a hamster out of plush or fur, depending on what material you have available. We suggest using an ordinary glove that has lost its half to make.

• We make a pattern by drawing a drawing with a marker. We draw a line from the thumb to the base - this will be the tail. The index and middle fingers together are the body and hind legs, their tops are the ears, the ring and little fingers are the front paws and the outermost piece of tissue under them is the head.
• Carefully cut out all the details, observing the proportions. Remember, the paws should be small.
• We sew the edges of each body part, leaving a hole for the cotton wool.
• Turn it inside out and stuff it with cotton wool.
• We sew up the cotton wool and connect all the parts.
• Sew on the eyes and the new toy is ready.

[edit] Examples

Navalny's hamsters (Navalny's bots) are a common name among Navalny's critics for Internet users who support Navalny.

In 2010, Oleg Matveychev, in his famous commentary, mentioned network hamsters, which in his dreams were wound around the tracks of tanks on the Maidan.

According to leaks of Nemtsov’s telephone conversations, published by Life News in 2011, Nemtsov called the protesters “hamsters and timid penguins.”

In January 2013, the governor of the Murmansk region, Marina Kovtun, called Internet users who criticize the government “network hamsters.”[2]

Method 3: Provide your hamster with a healthy diet

1. The amount of food matters. A hungry hamster is a miserable hamster. An overfed person becomes fat and develops clumsiness and health problems. As a rule, a tablespoon of a special mixture of seeds every day is enough for a hamster.

2. Don't forget the treats. Why not make your baby happy? A little greenery, a couple of pieces of green apple and carrot, raisins, cabbage will probably please him. Throw away any uneaten treats the same day.

• Some dog treats are also suitable for hamsters. Ask at a pet store.
• It is enough to give hard treats for teeth once a week.
• Remember that hamsters like to save food for a rainy day, so just because there is no food in the bowl doesn't mean it's all over.

3. Clean water! Try to change the water every day. Use filtered water rather than raw tap water. Clean the drinking bowl from dirt.

Learning to work with a hamster's sleep schedule

Hamsters are considered nocturnal animals, so don't ask them to be very active during the day and accept that at night these cute rodents will rustle furiously about their hamster business. Studying your pet's sleep schedule will help you build a friendly or, as they say, constructive relationship.

Of course, every animal or small animal, even one as small as a hamster, is strictly individual, and it is very difficult to give an exact recipe for each animal. You can only build an approximate schedule of his life. A typical hamster will go to bed around noon, sleep for a couple of hours, stay awake for a while, and fall asleep until the evening. Then he will be active almost all night!

Trying to forcefully change your pet’s schedule, as set by nature, is almost impossible. Among other things, you risk driving the hamster into a deliberately stressful situation and ending up with a lethargic, unhappy animal. The animal will probably feel unwell and display unfriendly behavior towards you. What will it be expressed in? You've probably heard that hamsters are quite biting creatures!

To avoid misunderstandings with your pet, try to adhere to the following steps.

Clean the cage, feed and play with your hamster in the evening or late evening before bed.

Learn your pet's detailed schedule. Be sure to pick him up and play with him during all waking hours (if possible).

Place your hamster's cage in a quiet, dark area where he can sleep comfortably during the day and scratch, wheel and dig without disturbing your sleep at night.

Create a small but cozy enclosed and secluded space in his cage where your pet can lock himself and sleep peacefully. A small clay pot turned on its side or an empty box will do.

Running wheel

The list of things a hamster needs in a cage must include a running wheel. It will allow the fluffy to always stay in shape. In the wild, they run many kilometers every day; this need must be satisfied at home. Otherwise, the animal will be lethargic and weak, it will have nowhere to put its energy, of which it has plenty. The wheel must meet certain standards. The dimensions must be correct, otherwise the hamster will not run in the wheel. For dzungaria, a diameter of 12 centimeters is suitable. Syrians need 18+. The running surface should not be slippery or contain holes where the foot could fall through. To keep your hamster cage healthy and active, your hamster cage accessories must include a running wheel.

Method 2. Safe living conditions

2. Make sure that there are no sources of loud sounds or bright lights near the cage; hamsters are very sensitive. Do not place the cage in a room that you use at night for work or socializing with friends. It must be dark at night!

• Move the cage away from the source of ultrasound - TV and computer.
• There is no need to place it near running water or loud appliances. This is very upsetting for hamsters.

3. Clean the cage regularly. The hamster should be in a clean, healthy environment.

• Take a few minutes each day to throw out wet litter.
• Do a general cleaning once a week.
• Cleaning too infrequently or too often confuses your hamster.

We provide security

Despite the fact that the hamster will spend most of its life in a cage, its environment can be dangerous for it.

• Maintain the room temperature at 22-24 degrees;
• Avoid exposing the cage to direct sunlight, exposure to drafts and heating devices;
• Try to limit contact with other animals;
• Ventilate the room, do not smoke in the room where the cage is located;
• Make sure that the rodent's home is located far from plants, wires, and household chemicals.

When choosing a pet, pay attention to its character traits. In order for your life together to bring joy, provide your little creature with decent care, comfort and safety.

Method 1. Ideal habitat

1. Provide enough space. Your hamster may seem to sleep most of the time, but at dusk he becomes active and needs space to play. Provide as much space as you can! The hamster uses different parts of the cage for different activities and there should be sufficient distance between them.

So: cage dimensions: 30x30x50 cm. Bigger is better.

Mesh cages and aquariums, plastic and glass, are also suitable. Each option has its own advantages and disadvantages. A lattice cage provides more climbing space but takes longer to clean.

Make sure that the bottom of the cage is deep enough, at least 3-5 cm, and take care of high-quality filler.

How to make a paper hamster

So, you have a square piece of paper, preferably brown, and you are ready to bring the classic Costa Rican hamster to life:

• fold the sheet in half;

Bend 1/3 of the part to the right;

• fold the lower left corner;
• bend the corner;
• bend the collar strip and eyelet;
• bend the corner of the tail and bend it.
• draw an eye.

So, in 3 minutes you have a fluffy brown American who always keeps his nose up and never loses heart.