In general, the “hamster and banana” meme appeared a long time ago. We won’t explain, you’ll understand for yourself. But he's very vulgar. And now closer to the topic. Actor Hafthor Bjornsson (29 years old) is known for his role as Gregor "The Mountain" Clegane in the TV series Game of Thrones. The dude is 206 cm tall and weighs about 200 kg. And all these are muscles. Damn mountain of muscles. And recently he got a permanent girlfriend. This is a student from Canada, her name is Kelsey Hensos, her height is just over 150 cm. She is a petite, athletic blonde. Everything else is under the cut.
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And here is a hamster with a banana, that same vulgar meme. You understand everything!
The most ordinary banana, sold for 120 thousand dollars and eaten as part of a performance, inspired people to a new flash mob. They stick their fruits to walls and objects, and they do the right thing. After all, the main idea of the work itself: a banana should remain a banana.
A banana taped to a wall was exhibited at the Art Basel art fair in Miami on December 3, 2022. The author Maurizio Cattelan called his work “The Comedian”.
The unusual art object attracted a lot of attention. A few days later there was already a sensation at the exhibition. Ultimately, the gallery was able to sell three exhibits at once at prices ranging from 120 to 150 thousand dollars. The buyers were connoisseurs from France, and it was decided to sell the last lot to the museum.
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On the final day of the fair, an incident occurred. Artist David Datuna walked up to the stand, took a banana from it, and ate it, smiling at the camera. The actionist was detained by security, but the conflict was quickly resolved.
Datuna explained his action simply: it was also a performance called “The Hungry Artist.”
Beneficial properties of banana
The pulp contains sugars, vitamins, microelements, and complex carbohydrates. The tropical fruit is high in calories, cleanses the intestines of toxic films, and has a mild laxative effect.
The banana brings the greatest benefit not to the rodent, but to the housewife, whose mood improves at the sight of a funny animal eating the delicacy with appetite.
Origin
The exact time when the funny photo “Hamster Eating Banana” appeared on the Internet is unknown. Most likely, the meme described came from an ordinary home photo in which a small tan-colored rodent is eating from the top of a large yellow fruit with the skin removed. In the background is a human (most likely female) palm stroking the animal. The background in the picture “Hamster Eating Banana” is a standard interior of a residential apartment.
Already in its early versions, the meme had obvious erotic overtones. Over time, under this joke, other pictures of the same content began to appear - each depicting a hamster and a banana. The most specific versions of the meme are drawn by users in the style of anime or classic animation. Sometimes the heroes of such collages become characters from famous cartoons. The photo dialogue with the actor H. Bjornsson and his girlfriend became especially popular. In second place in popularity is a collage with an African-American basketball player named Shaquille O'Neal and his wife.
Is it possible to give banana to Djungarian hamsters?
Miniature rodents love sweet fruits, but it must be borne in mind that tasty food is rarely healthy. Owners believe that when dwarfs eat sweet fruits, their blood sugar increases. When fruit is given in abundance, the pet overeats, and the body gets rid of excess sugar by converting it into fat.
The hamster is gaining excess weight. Shortness of breath appears, the rodent loses activity. The pulp sticks to the palate, making breathing difficult. The solution is to feed banana chips. They have a firm texture, but contain three times more nutrients than fresh fruit.
Hamsters live in an apartment, but respond to shortening day lengths. They distinguish natural light from artificial light; the shortening day slows down the metabolic rate. Therefore, ratologists do not recommend treating rodents with sweet fruits in winter.
Meaning and significance
The hint that hides “The hamster eats a banana” has an erotic, even vulgar connotation. This picture is complemented by photos of colorful, often famous couples - a man and a girl - in which a tall, large, muscular guy meets or marries a fragile woman of miniature height and weight. The hamster eating a banana is most often located to the right of the photo of the couple, and the meme is superimposed with an obscene remark or a comment about the characters on the left. Jokes superimposed on "Hamster Eats Banana" may concern:
- Disproportion, disharmony in the appearance of the couple.
- Possible difficulties in their intimate life.
- Good luck in your personal life and a good choice of girl.
- Unexpected business, or simply life acumen, at first glance, of a fragile, modest and defenseless person.
- Poking fun at men's over-indulgence in bodybuilding.
- Irony about inflated ambitions that often hide envy.
In rare cases, when the meme consists of only one picture, “A hamster eats a banana,” it may hint at greed, a good appetite, or the desire to bite off more than you can chew. However, the erotic context is the most popular. Therefore, you should quote a joke with caution, so as not to offend your interlocutor, or expose yourself to ridicule.
Contraindications
Hamsters are used to hard food, and banana is a soft berry. A viscous sticky mass forms in the mouth, which enters the breathing tube. Fruits contain substances that cause an allergic response.
The pet experiences the following painful symptoms:
- the hamster is constantly itching;
- eyes turn red;
- breathing quickens;
- wool falls out.
The hamster gains weight, loses mobility, sleeps a lot, and refuses to communicate with its owner.
Apartment purchase
Like many of our fellow citizens, I lived in a rented apartment and did not bother.
During the five years of the last filming, everything was absolutely wonderful. The apartment is how it was designed for me. And I saw the owners twice.
Once at the signing of the contract and the second time when the apartment was flooded due to leaks on the roof. The activist for the management company invited them to sign.
I do the current repairs, the accounting department deposits money into the landlord’s account - “day after day.” As a result, everyone was happy with each other. They even raised my rent only once in five years.
And then, I receive a New Year’s “gift”: The owners notified that they were going to sell the apartment.
Well, they notified us and disappeared into the foggy distance... I move on with my life... April 1st - the owners showed up again:
-Dizi17 we thought! Buy an apartment yourself! You still live in it. And the price is average for the market.
- No question, I don’t have any money. Let me take out a mortgage?
-Yes, we are mono-penesual, loot is loot. Take out a mortgage.
Well, ok, tax-bank-mortgage. I collected the papers, took a statement about the absence of debts, brought 2NDFL to the bank for five years...
A week later, Sberbank approved the required amount.
-Quest completed, loot earned!
-Well, you Dizi17 are cool! Now we will prepare the documents!
April is slowly approaching its second half. I haven't heard anything from the owners, mortgage approval is also running out... At the same time, I'm monitoring real estate websites. Well, just for curiosity. And then, with surprise, I see my hut in the advertisements. Everything is fire, everything is fair, the price is the same, free sale, suitable for a mortgage and generally for anything.
I understand that some of us “ate” the wrong recipe. I call the owners:
- “Ah-huli” right? Why are they selling the hut past me? And not together with me?
- Yes, that’s how Uncle Dizi17, our specially trained realtor, messed up. But we'll fix it right now!
-Well, we have a special realtor, highly anal, we can’t live without him! We've already sent him some money!
- Well, load the hut with the help of a realtor to DomClick and call.
- Hello Dizi17, this is the realtor for your landlords. Come to us to sign the contract.
-Have you loaded the apartment into Domklik?
-Have you prepared all the documents?
-Yes. Do you doubt our competence?
I climb into the house click, select the desired apartment and slowly move to the office of the realtors.
I think... What do I need to sign a preliminary agreement? Passport? OK. Money for an advance (deposit)? Also ok. Had arrived.
My aunty realtor meets me:
-Give us your passport to prepare documents. Read the contract yourself.
-And the documents for the apartment? What about the terms of the deal?
How cute, I think... The logic is ironclad... I look at the contract. Not enough. Two copies, each on a single A4 piece of paper...
I’m reading... Agreement between me and the agency. For the provision of consulting services. The contract price is modest. Only 50,000 rubles. But there’s not a word about selling the apartment...
-Auntie realtor, what does this mean?
- Anyway, we advise you!
-How to find an apartment, how to prepare documents, if you find an apartment, then about its features.
-E-uh... Here I even got stuck for a minute...
- Is it okay that the apartment has been found, the documents are being prepared by the bank, I’ve known the owners longer than you, and I myself can write a saga about the features of the apartment after 5 years of living there? So let's make a tripartite agreement on the sale of the apartment. And will you take 50,000 rubles as a deposit or an advance?
— Dizi17, are you the smartest? Sign what you've given! Or get the fuck out of here.
Realizing that I’m not ready to give 50,000 rubles to a not very pleasant aunt, I’m leaving. Prudently taking with him not only his passport, but also a sample of such a significant agreement...
Less than an hour later, the landlords called:
— Dizi17, are you completely crazy? Why are you breaking the deal?! You don't need an apartment. Get out of there.
OK. Spring, aggravations, dysfunctional relationships... Anything can happen...
Scan of the contract, WhatsApp, after a couple of hours of communication I manage to convey a simple idea to landlords. That their realtor did not provide me with any documents regarding the sale of the apartment. And of course I can conclude an agreement with a real estate agency myself. But not for buying their apartment. In the meantime, their specially trained realtor invited me only to lure money out of me...
The next morning began with another call from the realtor:
-This is again the realtor of your landlords. Come to us to sign the contract.
-Are you sure you have prepared all the documents?
Well ok, I'm coming. With a dissatisfied face, they hand me a folder of documents. I scroll through, read, think about my own, about women’s...
The address is the same, the owner is the same, the city is also the same. But here’s a discrepancy: The listing shows a TWO-room apartment. Figax! I live in the studio. Well, okay, well, 70 square meters, but as I like - a studio. There's not even a balcony!
-Auntie realtor, what does this mean?
-But bullshit, redevelopment is simply not legalized there.
-And we’ll give you a fake piece of paper with plans for the appraiser.
-Yes? And then the bank will sue me for redevelopment of the collateral property?
-Well, this is no longer our problem.
Ok, time wasted. I'm leaving...
Something is wrong.. But... Ah... That! Groundhog Day. Again, again, the landlords call:
— Dizi17, are you really, really crazy?
-No, not really. But let's chip in to pay for the approval and get it done in a couple of weeks, as expected?
A week later, the apartment is rented at Domklik, and Fr. appears in advertisements on other sites.
Portion size and feeding frequency
Bananas are not a component of the diet, but a delicacy. Hamsters weighing 40-60 g are offered bananas once a week. The slice is placed on the hand and the uneaten piece is not allowed to be dragged into the hole.
Syrians every 2-3 days, serving is 1/4 teaspoon. Chips retain the benefits of fresh fruit and do not have its disadvantages. Make sure your pet eats the entire portion from your hand.
What's the point of a banana glued to the wall?
Italian artist Maurizio Cattelan is widely known in art circles. He works in the genre of provocative installations. The most famous work is a golden toilet called “America” worth more than 1 million euros.
It was first exhibited in 2016 at the New York Museum, and all visitors were given the opportunity to use the toilet for its intended purpose. The art object also suffered misfortune: three years later it was stolen.
Given Cattelan's status and the state of contemporary art, it can be assumed that the artist did not invest anything at all in “The Comedian.” This is partly true. He told Art Net that the banana on display was just a prototype. Based on his model, the artist was going to make a full-fledged work, made of bronze or resin.
Thus, the art object simultaneously symbolizes the torment of the artist and all modern art in general. Today you can make a great work out of nothing.
How a girl moved away from me
Hello to everyone who was interested in my story in the comments) I’m afraid to upset people who expected WOW, but the story is mine and what already exists. I met my ex on a dating site, I didn’t take it seriously, just to chat and have a cup of coffee. Meetings, flowers, moto rides began (I'm a biker). Everything was fine for the first half of the year and until the moment when my bad head suggested moving in together) Life was not a heavy burden, on the contrary, everything was cool, dinners together, watching movies, walks and cooking goodies. But as people say, “living together is heroically solving problems together that wouldn’t have happened if you hadn’t started living together”))) The first signs are that things are smelling bad. nom (jam) came when my missus set passwords on her phone and on her laptop (I want to note the fact that I have never climbed there anyway, I’m not that kind of person). Subsequently, I accidentally found out that her immediate superior was hitting on her, and then this was confirmed by the presence of flowers and gift bags for perfumes, etc. in her parents’ house. This was definitely given to her, since she does not have a mother, only a father. Showdowns and scandals about this became more frequent, as I was terribly jealous! I didn’t plan to give up because I loved my beloved very much. . yes, I proposed, she said YES. For some time everything was smooth and good, but then it started to spin as before! I won’t describe all the quarrels and what was said there, but the next day after my birthday they announced to me that I was fed up and they were moving out of me. Did I try to change something? I tried, but to no avail! And now about how she left. I’m already silent about the fact that the cat was left without a toilet (she bought a tray - she took it), they left the apartment: NEXT ACCORDING TO THE PROTOCOL))) a started pack of washing powder, cat food (why she took it - I don’t know), all the chemicals, toilet paper , plates, rugs in front of the entrance, medicines (I have a heart condition), brooms, paintings, cereals, carriers, etc. She even took what didn’t belong to her (it’s a shame for the cat that he was left without the royal toilet)) And the cherry on the cake. He and his brother drained the oil from my car. OIL CARL. We changed this oil with her brother in the garage, yes, he helped, but damn, why the hell did they need 4 liters of oil, I still can’t understand. oh yes, I recently saw her new boyfriend in his leather jacket
